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Sweet Tagalog Love Quotes New

Nagtatanong sila kung gaano kita ka mahal, wala akong maisagot. Hindi ko kasi alam kung papaano susukatin yung pagmamahal ko para sa’yo.

Sweet tagalog love quotes

Lagi kong sinasabi sayo na aalagaan kita, lagi kong sinsabi sayo na mamahalin kita habangbuhay. Sabihin man nilang ang “cheesy” ko pero para sakin totoo lahat yon, kasi sa buhay ko ngayon ikaw na lang yung tangi kong pinanghahawakan kaya hinding hindi na kita pakakawalan.

Lahat tayo naghahangad ng magagandang bagay, magandang kotse, magandang bahay, magandang sapatos, magandang damit, pero sakin isang magandang bagay lang ang hinahangad ko. IKAW. :)

Alam ko laspag na tong mga ganitong banat pero hindi ko matiis sabihin na sa tuwing nakangiti ka, hinihila ang mga paa ko papuntang langit, para kong nasa ulap. :)

Ituturing kitang prinsesa at ako yung prinsepe, parang fairy tale diba? Kasi gusto ko sa bandang huli “we live happily ever after.”

Ikaw yung pinakamagandang bagay na dumating sa akin, kaya hinding hindi ko hahayaan na basta basta ka na lang mawawala sakin.

Araw araw kasama kita, araw araw nagkikita tayo, araw araw pinapadama mo sakin na mahalaga ako sayo. Sana araw araw ganito na lang, kasi hindi ko na alam kung paano mabuhay ng wala ka.

Nandito lang ako, kapag kailangan mo ng kaibigan, ng makakausap, ng maiiyakan. Sabi ko kasi sayo iwan mo na siya eh. Ano bang nakita mo sa kanya?

Sana kaya kong ibigay ang buong mundo sayo para malaman mo kung gaano ka kahalaga sa buhay ko.

Ayokong mangako, hindi ako magaling sa mga ganyang bagay pero para sa’yo babaguhin ko lahat ng bagay na pag aawayan natin. Kasi mahal kita. Yun lang yon.

New Friendship Quotes Tagalog

Sa tunay na kaibigan mo lang mararanasan yung mahampas dahil kinikilig siya. Sa tunay na kaibigan mo lang maririnig yung mga masasakit na salita kapag alam nilang mapapaphamak ka sa pinaggagawa mo. Sa tunay na kaibigan mo lang din mararanasan yung pakiramdam na wala kang problema kapag kasama mo sila.

Tagalog Friendship Quotes (June 2013)

yung iba sinasabi na friends forever daw, pero hindi naman umaabot ng forever,kaya ako ito lang!”frends hanggang bukas”..ok na yun!eh hindi naman nauubos ang bukas diba?

Minsan nakakatamad na ring magtext
Minsan kakahinayang magsend
Minsan wala ng panahon dahil busy masyado
Pero ni minsan di kita nakuhang kalimutan!

As we grow up, we realize it is less important to
have lots of friends, and more important to have real ones.

Ang pagkakaibigan hindi nasusukat sa haba ng pinagsamahan kundi
sa mga panahong hinding hindi ka iiwan kapag kailangan.

“Every time I hear my text tone, I always hope it’s from you. My cell phone may have limited space but my heart has unlimited space for someone like you.”

Yung sadyang pupuntahan ka sa bahay nyo para sabihin ang isang bagay na hindi nmn mahalaga. - Best Friend Moments

Yung parehas kayong kinikilig kapag nakikita nyo yung crush niyo.

Bestfriend - siya yung taong handang makinig sayo kapag pakiramdam mo lahat sila iniwan ka.

Mahirap makipaghiwalay sa taong mahal mo sabay sabing “FRIEND” na lang tayo. Pero ang mas mahirap magquit sa isang pagkakaibigan at sabihing “Friend” in love ako sayo.

Mahirap mawalan ng kaibigang katulad mo. Kaya kahit ano pa ang mangyari sana magkaibigan pa rin tayo. Wag na wag mo akong iiwan kasi alam kong di ko kaya.

New Love Quotes Tagalog

Kadalasan, ang mga babae, bago magtanongay may hawak na yang EVIDENCE laban sayo, kaya MAG-INGAT KA sa isasagot mo.

Lahat tayo may kanya kanyang version ng katangahan, Sadyang malala ka lang.

Pag nagmamahal ka, hndi batayan ang itsura. Batayan dito dapat seryoso at tapat ka.

Hindi lahat ng sumusuko ay MAHINA at TALUNAN may mga bagay at tao lang talaga na dapat ng sukuan para hindi ka na MASAKTAN.

Pag pinakanta sa KARAOKE, NAHIHIYA. Pero pag sa BANYO, WALANG-HIYA.

Ang relasyon ay parang pimples. Pangit pag madami.

Malapit na yung MAHAL NA ARAW, pero MAHAL kita ARAW ARAW.

MARAMI AKONG GUSTO SA TAO…

yung iba’y gusto kong makasama

yung iba gusto kong iwasan,

yung iba,gusto kong sipain sa ngala-ngala!

Kahit na sobra sobra yung hirap at sakit na nararamdaman niyo, NEVER NYONG ISIPIN NA MAGPAKAMATAY. Sana lang mas i-value pa natin ang buhay natin. Isa lang yan. It’s a gift from God.

Wag kang Magmahal para lang sumaya. Magmahal ka dahil handa kang MASAKTAN para sa kanya. dah!l kapag ginusto mo lang SUMAYA,hindi ka nagmamahal NANGGAGAMIT ka!

ang isang relasyon,parang pakikipaghilahan sa goma

pag biglang bumitaw ung isa…

tyak na masasaktan ung nakakapit pa!

Pinoy Traditional Games | Larong Pinoy

Traditional games in the Philippines Games commonly played by children, usually using native materials or instruments. In the Philippines, due to limited resources of toys of Filipino children, they usually come up on inventing games without the need of anything but the players themselves. With the flexibility of a real human to thinks and act makes the game more interesting and challenging.


Patintero

Patintero or harang taga - try to cross my line without letting me touch or catch you - there are five members 5 in each group. Each member of the group who is it stands on the water lines. The perpendicular line in the middle allows the it designated on that line to intersect the lines occupied by the it that the parallel line intersects, thus increasing the chances of the runners to be trapped.even only one(1) member of a group is tagged the whole group will be the "it".

Tumbang Preso

Tumbang preso or presohan (tumba-patis in most Visayan regions) is a popular Filipino street game and is commonly seen in most Filipino movies and TV series.

Like other Filipino traditional games, members take the following rules: one as the “taya”, someone who takes the rule of a-player-at-stake and holds the responsibility of the Lata(tin can), and; the two others as the players striking. The game is performed by having the players a “pamato” (which is ones own slipper) used for striking the tin that is held beside the taya.

As to how the game cycles, the taya, is obliged to catch another player to take over his position of running after the tin that keeps from throwing away by the strikes of the players. Nevertheless, the taya is only privileged to do so only if the player is holding on his way a pamato and when the tin is on its upright position. Hence, running after another player is keeping an eye to the tin can’s position. As for the players, they have their whole time striking the tin can and running away from the taya keeping themselves safe with their pamato since making the tin fell down helps another player from recovering. Instance like having everyone had their turns over is one big climax of the game that leads them to panic since case is that taya has all his rights to capture whether the player have a hold of their pamato or not.

However, mechanics also give each side privileges. With the roadway or streets as the area being performed, the taya take its place on one side held its tin centered on the ground while on the other end is bound by a line that limits the player when throwing. Breaking rules to the players give way for the taya to have his overturn, like: stepping on or outside the boundary line when throwing; kicking the tin; striking the tin without having oneself reaching the line; or even touching it.

In other versions, especially those in Visayan regions and Southern Luzon, is of complexity for the part of the taya. The latter has to make the tin can stand upright together with its own “pamato” on the top of it which also adds up to the mechanics of the game. The tendency is that even when the taya has already made everything stood up but when the slipper will fall from the tin, he is not allowed catching anybody unless he hurriedly put it back to its position.

Luksong-Baka

Luksong-Baka (lit. jump over the cow) is a popular variation of Luksong Tinik. One player crouches while the other players jump over him/her. The crouching player gradually stands up as the game progresses, making it harder for the other players to jump over him/her.Then he will be the taya if he dangled it the baka. It will repeat again and again until the players declare the player or until the players decide to stop the game.it is the filipino version of leap frog

Luksong-Tinik

Luksong-tinik (lit. jump over the thorns) two players serve as the base of the tinik (thorn) by putting their right or left feet together (soles touching gradually building the tinik). A starting point is set by all the players, giving enough runway for the players to achieve a higher jump, so as not to hit the tinik. Players of the other team start jumping over the tinik, followed by the other team members.

Piko

Piko is the Philippine variation of the game hopscotch. The players stand behind the edge of a box, and each should throw their cue ball. The first to play is determined depending on the players' agreement (e.g. nearest to the moon, wings or chest). Whoever succeeds in throwing the cue ball nearest to the place that they have agreed upon will play first. The next nearest is second, and so on.

Agawan Base

There are two teams with two bases. How many players on each team depends on the players. There are two bases which each team claims as their own. The goal is to tag the other team's base without getting tagged. If you're tagged, you're transferred to the other team and must be rescued. There are several variations in which the rules are changed, in some, you can connect other items on the base so you can easily touch the base.

There are usually set points, such as first team to tag the other team 5 times wins. You can tag other people who has touched their base before you and are on the opposite team. If they've touched their base after you've touched your base, they can tag you, and you can't tag them.

Patay patayan

There should be at least 4 players. Cut pieces of paper according to how many players are playing. There should be 1 judge, at least 1 killer, at least 1 police, and others are normal people. The objective of the game is for the police to find and catch the killers by saying "I caught you" and say the name of the killer before the killer kindats (winks at) the judge. The killer gets to kill people by winking at the person he wants to kill. If he kills a normal person, the person says "I'm dead!" If he kills the judge without being caught, The judge says "I'm dead, but I'm the judge" and repeat again.

Agawang sulok

Agawang sulok (lit. catch and own a corner) the it or tagger stands in the middle of the ground. The players in the corners will try to exchange places by running from one base to another. The it should try to secure a corner or base by rushing to any of those when it is vacant. This is called "agawan base" in some variants, and "bilaran" in others.

Araw-Lilim

Araw-lilim - sun and shade - The it or tagger tries to tag or touch any of the players who is in direct contact with the light.

Bahay-Bahayan

A role-playing game where children act as members of an imaginary family, sometimes to the extent that one of them becomes the family "pet." They then act out various household situations such as dinner, going to mass, and the like. there should be 4 to 5 players of it.

Hand clapping games

A hand-clapping game generally involving 4 people. They are split into two pairs, a pair having 2 people facing each other, and all members from both pairs facing the center (the two pairs being perpendicular to each other). Each pair then does a hand clapping "routine" while singing the "bahay kubo" or "Leron-leron Sinta" At the middle of the song, each pair exchanges "routines" with the other.

These are the lyrics:

Bahay Kubo

Bahay Kubo, kahit munti Ang halaman doon ay sari-sari, Singkamas at talong Sigarilyas at Mani, Sitaw, bataw, patani, Kundol, patola, upo't kalabasa As saka meron pa labanos, mustasa, Sibuyas, kamatis, lalalalala bawang at luya Sa paligid-ligid ay puro linga.

Leron-leron Sinta

Leron-leron sinta Buko ng papaya. Dala dala'y buslo, Sisidlan ng bunga, Pagdating sa dulo, Nabali ang sanga. Kapos kapalaran, Humanap ng iba.

Not included (Gumising ka, Neneng, Tayo'y manampalok, Dalhin mo ang buslong Sisidlan ng hinog. Pagdating sa dulo'y Lalamba-lambayog, Kumapit ka, neneng, Baka ka mahulog.

Leron, leron sinta Buko ng papaya, Dala-dala'y buslo, Sisidlan ng sinta, Pagdating sa dulo'y Nabali ang sanga Kapos kapalaran,

Ang ibigin ko'y Lalaking matapang, Ang baril nya'y pito, Ang sundang nya'y siyam Ang sundang nya'y siyam Ang lalakarin nya'y Parte ng dinulang Isang pinggang pansit Ang kanyang kalaban.

Leron, leron sinta Buko ng papaya, Dala-dala'y buslo, Sisidlan ng sinta, Pagdating sa dulo'y Nabali ang sanga Kapos kapalaran, Humanap ng iba)


There is also a variation on the Hand-clapping game in which there is an incorporated action according to the lyrics. Example of which is the "Si Anna." This game tells a story of a girl, starting when she was born. And the game progresses with the life story of Anna, (i.e. when she grew up, became a lady, get married, got children, get old, died, and finally became a ghost). After she died, one player would act like a ghost and catches the other players.

This is the lyrics:

Si Anna ay bata pa, kaya ang sabi nya ay um um um ah ah (players should act a baby action) Si Anna ay dalaga na, kaya ang sabi nya ay um um um ah ah (players should act a lady action) ... Si Anna ay namatay na, kaya ang sabi nya ay um um um ah ah (players should act a dead action) Si Anna ay mumu na, kaya ang sabi nya ay um um um ah ah (players should act a ghost action)

Bati-Cobra

This is a hitting and catching game. This game is played outdoors only by two or more players.

To play this game, 2 pieces of bamboo sticks (1 long, 1 short) are required. A player acts as a batter and stands opposite the others players at a distance. The batter holds the long bamboo stick with one hand and tosses the short one with the other hand. The batter then strikes the shorter stick with the longer stick. The other players will attempt to catch the flying shorter stick. Whoever catches the stick gets the turn to be the next batter. If nobody catches the stick, any player can pick it up. The batter then puts down the longer stick on the ground. The holder of the shorter stick will throw it with the attempt to hit the longer stick on the ground. If the longer stick is hit, the hitter becomes the next Batter. If the player with the shorter stick misses to hit the longer one, the same batter will continue.

Bulong-Pari

Bulong-Pari - whisper it to the priest - It is composed of two teams and an it. The leader of team A goes to the priest and whispers one of the names of the players of team B. Then he returns to his place and the priest calls out, "Lapit!" ("Approach!"). One of the players of team B should approach the priest, and if it happens to be the one whom the leader of team A mentioned, the priest will say, "Boom" or "Bung!" The player then falls out of line and stays somewhere near the priest as a prisoner.

Buwan-Buwan

A rough circle is drawn on the ground and one person from the group is tagged. He is not allowed to enter the circle, but instead has to touch one of the people inside the circle without having entered it. If he succeeds, he can enter the circle, and the person touched becomes the next one tagged.

Calahoyo ("Hole-in")

This is an outdoor game by two to ten players. Accurate targeting is the skill developed in this game because the objective of each player is to hit the anak (small stones or objects) with the use of the pamato (big, flat stone), trying to send it to the hole.

A small hole is dug in the ground, and a throwing line is drawn opposite the hole (approx 5 to 6 metres (16 to 20 ft) away from the hole). A longer line is drawn between the hole and the throweing line. Each player has a pamato and an anak. All the anak are placed on the throwing line, and players try to throw their pamato into the hole from the throwing line. The Player whose pamato is in the hole or nearest the hole will have the chance for the first throw. Using the pamato, the first thrower tries to hit the anak, attempting to send it to the hole. Players take turns in hitting their anak until one of them gets into the hole, with the players taking turns a complete round and so on. The game goes on until only one anak is left outside the hole. All players who get their anak inside the hole are declared winners, while the one with the anak left outside the hole is the alila (loser) or muchacho. Alila or Muchacho will be 'punished' by all the winner/s as follows:
Winners stand at the throwing line with their anak beyond line A-B (longer line between hole and throwing line). The winners hit their anak with their pamato. The muchacho picks up the pamato and returns it to the owner. The winners repeat throwing as the muchacho keeps on picking up and returning the pamato as punishment. Winners who fail to hit their respective anak will stop throwing. The objective is to tire the loser as punishment. When all are through, the game starts again.

Chinese Garter

Two people hold both ends of a stretched garter horizontally while the others attempt to cross over it. The goal is to cross without having tripped on the garter. With each round, the garter's height is made higher than the previous round (the game starts with the garter at ankle-level, followed by knee-level, until the garter is positioned above the head). The higher rounds demand dexterity, and the players generally leap with their feet first in the air, so their feet cross over the garter, and they end up landing on the other side. Also, with the higher levels, doing cartwheels to "cross" the garter is allowed.

Declan Ruki

Declan Ruki - I declare, do it! - Participants are told to do something by the winner of the previous games. It is similar to the game Simon Says.

Holen

You should hold the ball called holen in your hand then throw it to hit the players ball out of the playing area. Holen is called marble in USA. It is played a more precise way by tucking the marble with your 3rd finger, the thumb under the marble, the fourth finger used as to stable the marble. You aim at grouped marbles inside a circle and flick the marble from your fingers and anything you hit out of the circle is yours. Who ever got the most marbles win the game. You can also win the game by eliminating your opponent by aiming and hitting his marble. You have to be sharp shooter to be a winner.

Iring-Iring

Iring-Iring - go round and round until the hanky drops - After the it is determined, he or she goes around the circle and drops the handkerchief behind a person. When the person notices the handkerchief is behind his/ her back, he or she has to pick up the handkerchief and go after the it around the circle. The it has to reach the vacant spot left by the player before the it is tagged; otherwise, the it has to take the handkerchief and repeat the process all over again.

Jack 'n' Poy

This is the local version of Rock-paper-scissors. Though the spelling seems American in influence, the game is really Japanese in origin (janken) with the lyrics in the Japanese version sounding very similar to the "gibberish" sung in the Philippines.

The lyrics:

Jack and Poy, hale hale hoy, sinong matalo syang unggoy!

Kapitang Bakod
Kapitang bakod - touch the post, or you're it! or hold on to the fence - When the it or tagger is chosen, the other players run from place to place and save themselves from being tagged by holding on to a fence, a post, or any object made of wood or bamboo.

Langit-Lupa

Langit-lupa (lit. heaven and earth) one it chases after players who are allowed to run on level ground (lupa) and clamber over objects (langit). The "It" may tag players who remain on the ground, but not those who are standing in the "langit" (heaven). The tagged player then becomes "It" and the game continues.

In choosing who the first "It" is usually a chant is sung, while pointing at the players one by one:

Langit Lupa impyerno, im im impyerno Sak-sak puso tulo ang dugo Patay, buhay, Umalis ka na sa pwesto mo!

when the song stops and a player is pointed at they are "out" and the last person left is the "It"

Lagundi

A game of Indian influence. Basically game of tag, except here, the divide into two teams,the "it" team members get to hold the ball, passing it between themselves, with the of the ball touching the head of the other (not "it") team.

Lawin at Sisiw ("Hawk and Chicken")
This game is played by 10 or more players. It can be played indoors or outdoors.

One player is chosen as the 'hawk' and another as the 'hen'. The other players are the 'chickens'. The chickens stand one behind the other, each holding the waist of the one in front. The hen stands in front of the file of chickens.

The hawk will 'buy' a chicken from the hen. The hawk will then take the chicken, asks him/her to hunt for food and goes to sleep. While the hawk is asleep, the chicken will return to the hen. The Hawk wakes up and tries to get back the chicken he bought while the hen and other chickens prevent the hawk from catching the chicken. If the hawk succeeds, the chicken is taken and punished. If the hawk fails to catch the chicken, the hawk will try to buy the chicken. The game actually came from Japan.There,it is known as Janken

Palosebo

Palo-sebo - greased bamboo pole climbing - This game involves a greased bamboo pole that players attempt to climb. This games is usually played during town fiestas, particularly in the provinces. The objective of the participants is to be the first person to reach the prize—a small bag—located at the top of the bamboo pole. The small bag usually contains money or toys.

Pitik-Bulag

This game involves 2 players. One covers his eyes with a hand while the other flicks a finger (pitik) over the hand covering the eyes. The person with the covered eyes gives a number with his hand the same time the other does. If their numbers are the same, then they exchange roles in the game


Sambunot

Sambunot is a Philippine game which may be played outdoors by ten or more players, but not to exceed twenty. The goal in the game is to get the coconut husk out of the circle.

A circle is drawn on the floor, big enough to accommodate the number of players. A coconut husk is placed at the center of the circle. The players position themselves inside the circle. At the signal ″GO,″ players will rush to the center to get the coconut husk. Players may steal the coconut husk from another player in an attempt to be the one to take the husk put of the circle. A player who is successful in getting out of the circle with the coconut husk wins, and the game starts again

Sawsaw-Suka

The name literally translates to "dip into vinegar." The "it" has his palm open while the other players touch this with their index fingers, singing "sawsaw suka/ mahuli taya!" which translates to "dip into the vinegar/the last one (or the caught one) becomes "it". And indeed, the "it" tries to catch any player's finger at the end of the song.

Sipa

Sipa - game of Kick - The object being used to play the game is also called sipa. It is made of a washer with colorful threads, usually plastic straw, attached to it. The sipa is then thrown upwards for the player toss using his/her foot. The player must not allow the sipa to touch the ground by hitting it several times with his/her foot, and sometimes the part just above the knee. The player must count the number of times he/she was able to kick the sipa. The one with most number of kicks wins the game.

The game mechanics of Sipa is similar to the Western game called Hacky Sack. Sipa is also played professionally by Filipino athletes with a woven ball, called Sepak Takraw, with game rules borrowed from our Southeast Asian neighbor, Indonesia.

Taguan

Taguan - hide and seek in America. What is unique in Tagu-Taguan compared to its counterpart, hide and seek, is that this game is usually played at sunset or at night as a challenge for the it to locate those who are hiding under the caves in laguna cavite which is a popular site for pro taguan players

Takip-Silim

Takip-silim - twilight game, look out, cover yourself! or take-cover game! - Participants usually step on couches, hide under tables, or wrap themselves in curtains – much to the dismay of neat-freak parents.

Ten-Twenty

A game involving 2 pairs, with one utilizing a stretched length of garter. One pair faces each other from a distance and has the garter stretched around them in such a way that a pair of parallel lengths of garter is between them. The members of the other pair, then begin doing a jumping "routine" over the garters while singing a song ("ten, twenty, thirty, and so on until one hundred). Each level begins with the garters at ankle-height and progresses to higher positions, with the players jumping nimbly on the garters while doing their routines.

Tinikling

A game variant of the tinikling dance, with the same goal - for the players to dance nimbly over the clapping bamboo "maw" without having their ankles caught.

Tsato

Tsato - stick game, better be good at it - Two players, one flat stick (usually 3') and one short flat piece of wood (4" usually a piece cut from the flat stick).

Player A hitter and Player B as the catcher. Played outside on the ground where you dig a small square hole (slanted) where you put the small wood so it sticks out.

Player A hits the wood with the stick so it catches air enough to be hit by the stick.

The further the wood gets hit the more points you get (usually counted by the number of stick length

Player B on the other hand has to anticipate and catch the small piece of wood to nullify the points and become his turn OR looks forward to Player A to miss hitting the wood.

Ubusan Lahi

Ubusan lahi - clannicide - One tries to conquer the members of a group (as in claiming the members of another's clan). The tagged player from the main group automatically becomes an ally of the tagger. The more players, the better. The game will start with only one it and then try to find and tag other players. Once one player is tagged, he or she then will help the it to tag the other players until no other participant is left. Some people also know this as Bansai.

Teks

Teks or teks game cards - texted game cards - Filipino children collect these playing cards which contain comic strips and texts placed within speech balloons. They are played by tossing them to the air until the cards hit the ground. The cards are flipped upwards through the air using the thumb and the forefinger which creates a snapping sound as the nail of the thumb hits the surface of the card. The winner or gainer collect the other players' card depending on how the cards are laid out upon hitting or landing on the ground

Bob Ong Quotes Tagalog

Nasa matino na 'kong buhay. Nasa matino na 'kong eskwelahan, umalis pa 'ko.
Nagkaroon ako ng matinong trabaho, iniwan ko.
Di ko maintindihan kung risk taker ako o sadya lang talagang bob*.



"Hindi ba malaking pagkakamali ng maraming eskwelahan na gawing
0 to 10% lang ang "character" sa computation ng grades gayong character
ang humuhulma sa tao, pamilya, bansa, mundo at kasaysayan?"



mahirap magpatupad ng batas
pero madali lang magpatupad ng violations
kapag oras na ng sisihan



Ano namang mapapala mo kakaisip sa nakaraan at sa mga pwede pang mangyari?
Wala ka naman sigurong super powers para maibalik ang nakalipas na.
Dapat matuto kang pahalagahan ang mga nangyayari sa'yo sa kasalukuyan.
Isipin mo yung ngayon. I-enjoy mo lang ang buhay. Wag kang emo.
Hindi ka talaga magiging masaya kung di mo tutulungan ang sarili mo. Natural lang
na makaramdam ng lungkot paminsan-minsan pero ang pagiging miserable?
Wag kang hibang choice mo yan.



Naniniwala ako sa isang prinsipyo sa Psychology
na nagsasabing para makuha mo ang gusto mo,
kailangan nakatatak ito sa isip mo ng buong buo. Visualized!
-bob ong quotes



Nalaman kong maswerte ako dahil pinaglaro
at pinag-aral ako ng mga magulang ko
nung bata pa ako. Hindi pala lahat ng bata
eh dumadaan sa kamusmusan. -



Nalaman kong mali ang laging namimigay ng pad paper
sa mga kaklaseng linta na
hindi bumibili ng paper kahit may pambili



"minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay,
kasi hindi ikaw ang priority"



"Paano ko sila pasasalamatan kung ngayon
ko lang naintindihan ang mga itinuro nila?"



"Minsan kailangan mong maging
malakas para amining mahina ka" - bob ong quotes



“hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa,
kundi and pagtanggap na sa bilyong-bilyong tao sa mundo,
wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama ka..”



“Wag mawawalan ng gana sa buhay. Kung ano yung galling mo, kulit mo,
lakas ng sigaw at tuwa mo sa mga laban ng UAAP, NCAA,
mga sports fest o concert ng paborito mong banda,
wag mong iwawala hanggang sa pagtanda.



“parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo
pagsisiksikan yung sarili mo kung wala ng pwesto
eh meron namang hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin”



“Pag di ka mahal ng taong mahal mo,
huwag kang magagalit. Kasi may mga tao rin na mahal na mahal
ka pero hindi mo sila makuhang mahalin.
Kaya kwits lang.” - bob ong



"pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo.
Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya,
naunahan ka lang"




"Mas babango ba ang rosas kung mag-iiba ng pangalan?"




"Kabutihan ba ang hindi paggawa ng kasamaan??"



"Kulang ba tayo sa pagmamalaki?
Ito ba ang dahilan kaya pinalitan ng Philippine Eagle ang
maya bilang pambansang ibon?
May mali nga ba sa mga simbolo ng ating kasarinlan at idelohiya?"



"Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya.
Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."



"Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka,
wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lang yan para mag-supply
ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy
at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol
ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit?
Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob
mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo
kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak o atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan
sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"